Well, my name is a number
it's on a piece of plastic film,
and I've been growing funny flowers outside
on my little window sill

Don't you know,
I'm a 2000 man
and my kids, they just don't
understand me at all

You know my wife still respects me
even though I really misuse her
and I'm having an affair,
with a random computer

Don't you know,
I'm a 2000 man
and my kids, they just don't
understand me at all

oh, daddy, proud of your planet
oh, mommy proud of her son