(this song is a combination of spoken segments with vocal sound effects and singing this will be the basic lyric only as the performance is far more than can be easily written down)

Chorus:
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your car-car

(spoken and sound effects segment)

Take me for a ride in your mac truck
Take me for a ride in your truck, mack
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your mac truck, mack

(spoken and sound effects segment)

(chorus)

(spoken segment, with sound effects, then mary sings)

Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride in your car-car
Take me for a ride, take me for a ride,
Take me for a ride in your 32 liter ferrari
With torsion bar suspension
And those ported venturi carburetors!

(another spoken and sound effects segment to the end of the song)